Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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