Having a random hookup so left but love u
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
