if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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