I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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