No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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