I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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