How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
