# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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