Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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