i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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