Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Farmville is her only friend.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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