oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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