How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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