He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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