There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
