Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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