on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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