I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im holly from the hills drunk
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Randomize
