yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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