That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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