these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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