Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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