That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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