what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
vagina is talking i cant
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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