Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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