there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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