i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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