if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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