i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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