omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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