I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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