I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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