pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Dick very happy bro
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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