So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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