thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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