She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
