Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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