Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Everything about him screamed your future.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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