no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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