I'm drive I can fine osifer
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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