every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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