You smell like stripper and shame
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
All I want is dick and wine.
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