our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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