This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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