The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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