i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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