He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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