so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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