I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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