just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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